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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>If I were a flower I’d be a dandelion. Because fuck yeah, dandelions. I’m just that one guy that you might know. And I think you’re wonderful :D Rob, 20, he or they pronouns. Prepare for some NSFW and drunk tumblng every now and again.</description><title>One Chord From A Cyborg</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shyandsmiley)</generator><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Excuse me while I continue to have multiple identity crises down on the floor</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Excuse me while I continue to have multiple identity crises down on the floor&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51057734673</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51057734673</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 03:07:21 -0500</pubDate><category>I'm sorry I'm a melodramatic insufferable prick</category></item><item><title>fwiffo:

remember: if people give you shit for not having done _____ yet
just let them know that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fwiffo.tumblr.com/post/51055799699/remember-if-people-give-you-shit-for-not-having" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fwiffo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;remember: if people give you shit for not having done _____ yet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just let them know that they can never take back stupid shit they’ve done&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like shitting in a sink&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1e68458e474704d180075cd4b8982fb8/tumblr_inline_mn6u8tdKPp1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51055826789</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51055826789</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:04:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My evening&amp;#8217;s consisted of
taking part in a focus group on LGBTQ-based violence,
stopping by my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My evening&amp;#8217;s consisted of&lt;br/&gt;
taking part in a focus group on LGBTQ-based violence,&lt;br/&gt;
stopping by my bestie Elise&amp;#8217;s house to get a copy of Windows 7&amp;#160;64-bit (since it&amp;#8217;s the only version I can download drivers for, and so I&amp;#8217;ve essentially been running on a 2-year old laptop with little/no updates up until now)&lt;br/&gt;
being questioned for a half hour by my mom about why I&amp;#8217;m feeling depressed and being questioned if I&amp;#8217;m not taking my pills (which is hilarious because I&amp;#8217;m slightly worried about if I run out/have to stop taking them for whatever reason) and upsetting her since there&amp;#8217;s nothing she or I can do to change it&lt;br/&gt;
realizing 90% of my files/folders weren&amp;#8217;t on my computer after restoring the backup I did last night&lt;br/&gt;
panicking&lt;br/&gt;
eating a lot&lt;br/&gt;
realizing some (not sure if all) of the folders were still there but just in really funky places or under different names (though a lot of the programs need to be re-downloaded)&lt;br/&gt;
regretting everything ever&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51055811123</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51055811123</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:02:57 -0500</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>cw</category><category>depression</category><category>eating disorders</category></item><item><title>marigisela:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumyp8Qs2p1qbn5m1o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://marigisela.tumblr.com/post/50524684308/this-is-a-gif-set-of-astronauts-falling-on-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;marigisela&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51048904802</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51048904802</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de5a13ba8218377b42f49c826f18ce75/tumblr_mkng8jWIrV1qglhc3o1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046919988</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046919988</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:13 -0500</pubDate><category>ergh at 'exotic' like I dunno but I hear it a lot in really awful conntations</category><category>but otherwise yes</category></item><item><title>thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr |...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/041c5d3c7489aeadf7ae20572cd13636/tumblr_mmj2rw8F4F1qa8be3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51015552538/channelate-by-ryan-hudson-website-tumblr" target="_blank"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Channelate&lt;/strong&gt; by Ryan Hudson [&lt;a href="http://channelate.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.channelate.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/ryankhudson" target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046594819</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046594819</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93c92c82e1c41f617fef0f3ffae0c737/tumblr_mkksa3eMaB1r6vbbvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046546006</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046546006</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Emotions are assholes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Emotions are assholes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046040336</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51046040336</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:03 -0500</pubDate><category>so am I</category><category>emotions and I are pretty similar</category><category>we're both terrible things</category><category>personal</category></item><item><title>mosoli:

im still laughing at this
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this" target="_blank"&gt;mosoli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im still laughing at this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51045620637</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51045620637</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:43:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Random wandering through Wikipedia led to reading about professional wrestling, which led to Eddie...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Random wandering through Wikipedia led to reading about professional wrestling, which led to Eddie Guerrero and the events following his death.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know exactly why, but it&amp;#8217;s making me tear up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51045571425</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51045571425</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:18 -0500</pubDate><category>random thoughts</category><category>death and ompassionate people get to me regardless of if I know them</category><category>personal</category><category>eddie guerrero</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e52244d8c6cc8ef11523b6e56665567c/tumblr_ml73u3fWzu1qbycdbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51044936951</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51044936951</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:19 -0500</pubDate><category>food</category><category>i guess</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1378d74546340c913563552eab718bd5/tumblr_ml1zmmKJ7o1rxx0cco1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51042776323</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51042776323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/49790383437/f-looks-around-fuck-the-sweats-profusely" target="_blank"&gt;fasterfood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51040396228</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51040396228</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>blackfashion:

Scott King, 20, New York
Styled and Photographed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5f54e036461b2732d08042a695bb9e6/tumblr_mn0tcfZYGi1qasnrqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackfashion.co/post/50896144064/scott-king-20-new-york-styled-and-photographed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;blackfashion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scott King, 20, New York&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Styled and Photographed by DC Photos&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IG: Scottking93_&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51037955834</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51037955834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:06:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fefeferi.tumblr.com/post/50864750049/when-u-accidentally-hurt-ur-friends-feelings-and" target="_blank"&gt;fefeferi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/505da45b5aad39e74ff82b9f71bf046a/tumblr_inline_mn2ln524Uf1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51035537633</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51035537633</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20c296d3b0c6d98ae2e8b8423360bc08/tumblr_mmpehsTkFa1rq48t9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51033195828</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51033195828</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:43 -0500</pubDate><category>adorable</category></item><item><title>luke-eats-mangos:

Sometimes I think “Man, the ONLY way to watch a TV show is from the very...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://luke-eats-mangos.tumblr.com/post/50885131393/sometimes-i-think-man-the-only-way-to-watch-a-tv" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;luke-eats-mangos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I think “Man, the ONLY way to watch a TV show is from the very beginning!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then I remember that &lt;em&gt;Guiding Light &lt;/em&gt;lasted for 72 years, from 1937 to 2009, and had a total of 18,262 episodes, counting the 15 years that it was a radio show, and I think, “y’know, maybe that isn’t always the best option.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51030821689</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51030821689</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:39:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://potential-and-difference.tumblr.com/post/50434287497/prop-215-dazegetbrighter-what-if-rocks-are" target="_blank"&gt;potential-and-difference&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prop-215.tumblr.com/post/50406560440/dazegetbrighter-what-if-rocks-are-actually-soft" target="_blank"&gt;prop-215&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazegetbrighter.tumblr.com/post/46939816975" target="_blank"&gt;dazegetbrighter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How stoned are you right now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Was that a fucking pun?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51028590191</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51028590191</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:10:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>memoirsofaninja:

vardaesque:

420stuck:

when you shake laminated paper and it does the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://memoirsofaninja.tumblr.com/post/50875275200/vardaesque-420stuck-when-you-shake-laminated" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;memoirsofaninja&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vardaesque.tumblr.com/post/49155968189/420stuck-when-you-shake-laminated-paper-and-it" target="_blank"&gt;vardaesque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://420stuck.tumblr.com/post/49135121564/when-you-shake-laminated-paper-and-it-does-the" target="_blank"&gt;420stuck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;legends say this is how dubstep was created&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51026335706</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51026335706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:41:04 -0500</pubDate><category>dead</category></item><item><title>kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawrying.tumblr.com/post/46410524577/so-its-2-17-am-and-my-window-is-open-and-i-burped" target="_blank"&gt;kawrying&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51024090841</link><guid>http://shyandsmiley.tumblr.com/post/51024090841</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:12:05 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
