One Chord From A Cyborg

chatterboxrose:

bleerios:

isn’t it weird how butts can be so hot and desirable but we also poop from there

#my main struggle in life

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free