May 2013
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout Facebook
You can’t even put links into text
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I meant to post earlier tonight that I’m a massive asshole but I don’t feel as much like a massive asshole as I did at the time so I don’t want to post that now.
Anyways I hope you enjoy that knowledge and have a lovely night
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I ended up staying up watching more Supernatural and finished season 8. And just
Oh my lord. As much as season 8 was sort of all over the place, almost all of it ended up tying really well into the finale. And there were things I both did and didn’t expect to happen and things I did an didn’t want to have happen that happened. Just…yeah. Overall I really enjoyed it.
Congrats Supernatural for...
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People keep posting loads of Pokemon Fusion things tonight (and like I’ve seen posts on them a couple times before but there’s been probably 50+ tonight) and I checked it out and
Oh lordy some of these are such cuties and others are lovely in other ways and I really apologize if I spam a ton of posts about them later because I can’t get over them right now
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iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
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svvords:
how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class
herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
“The casting of Cumberbatch was a mistake on the part of the producers. I am not...”
– Star Trek actor Garrett Wang is coolly generating a discussion with his fans on the whitewashing in Star Trek Into Darkness on his twitter page. (via racebending)
peachdoxie:
According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr.
That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents.
Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut.
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can!
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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Is it possible for me to just lie in bed until I’m attractive and like myself because if so that’d be great
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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theuppitynegras:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
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kushdrinker:
i need to do a sex
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
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slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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So I waited until the ceremony ended for my family’s sake but then left the reception to go on a walk and about a quarter mile in it started a torrential downpour so now I’m hiding under the canopy of a drive-thru diner in soaking clothes
Anyways how are you today?
thegodofmischiefmanaged:
kawaiirubbish:
kawaiisquad:
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
maccasmiz:
letspretendthatimbritish:
I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.
Today on “which fandom is this?”…
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“The board of review was to make sure everything was okay in the troop and that the scout felt safe and comfortable”
Would it be rude to walk out right now
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I’m sitting at my brother’s Eagle Scout Award ceremony and they keep priding and lauding over Boy Scouts and what it means to “earn your Eagle” and I’m just sitting here feeling uncomfortable and upset
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I want to write out a huge paper on the deconstruction of nature and death and talk about the future of technology and transhumanism, but I have other things I need to do and most of them don’t involve making people think I’m going to become the next space Hitler
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
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modestdemidov:
krabwatch:
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krabwatch:
modestdemidov:
i want to make bananab bread there’s only one mbanan
how did you spell banana wrong twice
what
#i don’t know why people are reblogging this
i don’t know how you spelled banana wrong twice- two different ways
I DON’T KNOW WHY IT SURPRISES YOU
